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And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
July 7, 2014 at 10:30 pm
Holy! Fucking! Shit!
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RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
July 7, 2014 at 10:54 pm
Well at least they're honest
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RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
July 7, 2014 at 11:00 pm
Since it IS the internet, I have to ask, is it real ??
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RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
July 7, 2014 at 11:06 pm
Probably one priest after another!
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RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
July 7, 2014 at 11:12 pm
I still like Farmers Only. That is my absolute favorite dating website.
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RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
July 7, 2014 at 11:25 pm
(This post was last modified: July 7, 2014 at 11:26 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
You don't have to be lonely....call farmers only DOTCOM!
"We'll hyuk hyuk, wheres Jill? Oh she's out in tha corn."
I hope they all get the herpes.
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RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
July 7, 2014 at 11:29 pm
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RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
July 7, 2014 at 11:35 pm
(July 7, 2014 at 11:12 pm)Losty Wrote: I still like Farmers Only. That is my absolute favorite dating website.
How do the sheep feel about it?
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RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
July 7, 2014 at 11:36 pm
Christian swingers - when you believe marriage is between a man and a woman but fucking means bringing in the couple next door.
I have an easier time believing this is just some preacher's trap to sniff out the heathens.
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RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
July 7, 2014 at 11:59 pm
(This post was last modified: July 8, 2014 at 12:00 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Why? By sheer demographic force a certain number of swingers are simply bound to be christians. Besides, we all know how much that c-word means when it comes to getting a little tail, don't we?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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