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And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
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RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
(July 7, 2014 at 11:35 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(July 7, 2014 at 11:12 pm)Losty Wrote: I still like Farmers Only. That is my absolute favorite dating website.

How do the sheep feel about it?
Wouldn't ewe like to know?
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#22
RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
Baaaaaaaaaaa!
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#23
RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
(July 7, 2014 at 11:35 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(July 7, 2014 at 11:12 pm)Losty Wrote: I still like Farmers Only. That is my absolute favorite dating website.

How do the sheep feel about it?

As always, nervous.
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#24
RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
(July 8, 2014 at 12:12 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: I wonder if they hold hands and pray before fucking the shit out of each others' mates and, if so, what blessings they ask from God.


Dear God, keep me hard, keep her wet, let the stains come out of the sheets, and please don't let us wake up the kids.

Amen
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#25
RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
Ok so on a more serious note. I don't find the ideas of Christian swingers to be strange or surprising in the least. Christians are people just like everyone else they do all they same things as we do. The difference is that they're a lot more ashamed of most if the stuff they do behind closed doors. Maybe they seek out other Christians in hopes that they'll be just as ashamed and so the secret would be safer with them?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#26
RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
Why would anyone ever have extramarital relations? I'm not judging those who choose to do so, but I would personally never consider such a thing.
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#27
RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
People like sex...some people find the idea of monogamy to be....boring. I think it can be a healthy way to keep the spice in a relationship if both partners are into it.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
(July 8, 2014 at 2:43 pm)Losty Wrote: some people find the idea of monogamy to be....boring.
Wow! It's many things, but never boring.
Losty Wrote:I think it can be a healthy way to keep the spice in a relationship if both partners are into it.
I think it would require all consenting parties to have a depth of emotional maturity that would sustain their respective marriages in the environment of extramarital activities.
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RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
(July 8, 2014 at 2:48 pm)ShaMan Wrote:
(July 8, 2014 at 2:43 pm)Losty Wrote: some people find the idea of monogamy to be....boring.
Wow! It's many things, but never boring.

Maybe everyone isn't as lucky to have such an exciting monogamous sex life as you? I would say many people find monogamous relationships to eventually become dull if they don't actively try to keep it exciting.

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Losty Wrote:I think it can be a healthy way to keep the spice in a relationship if both partners are into it.
I think it would require all consenting parties to have a depth of emotional maturity that would sustain their respective marriages in the environment of extramarital activities.

Absolutely. A lack of maturity in any of the people involved could end up hurting both marriages.
I personally would not be a swinger, but it's because I don't plan to get married ever again.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
(July 8, 2014 at 2:38 pm)ShaMan Wrote: Why would anyone ever have extramarital relations? I'm not judging those who choose to do so, but I would personally never consider such a thing.

I could advocate for a 1st Amendment interpretation that holds folks to whatever they promise to during their freely entered into marriage vows.

The folks promising to forsake all others I'd have some pretty stern legalistic rebukage involving a 'Room 101' experience should they turn up on Christian Swingers.

Gay horndogs like myself, on the other hand, know better (or should know better) than to make promises we have no intentions of keeping.
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