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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 5, 2014 at 11:30 pm
(September 5, 2014 at 9:55 pm)professor Wrote: The occult has projected their own spin on the next age for years, calling it the New Age, and peppering it with their lies from Satan.

Ha Ha Man, that Satan is a rascal.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 5, 2014 at 11:36 pm
I wonder if its too late to take up survivalism? Hoard some guns, ammo and canned goods in a hole I dig in the back garden. Then sit back and wait for the zombies. Apocalypse, baby.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 6, 2014 at 8:25 am
I just read the first post in this thread. I can't wait till the 25th.
It's not immoral to eat meat, abort a fetus or love someone of the same sex...I think that about covers it
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 6, 2014 at 8:28 am
Ifhe disappears from here how will we know he hasn't been raptured and was the only "true believer"?



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 6, 2014 at 10:01 am
(September 6, 2014 at 8:25 am)vodkafan Wrote: I just read the first post in this thread. I can't wait till the 25th.

(September 6, 2014 at 8:28 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Ifhe disappears from here how will we know he hasn't been raptured and was the only "true believer"?

Oh yeah...
"Yes, I am a Free Lover. I have an inalienable, constitutional and natural right to love whom I may, to love as long or as short a period as I can; to change that love every day if I please, and with that right neither you nor any law you can frame have any right to interfere. And I have the further right to demand a free and unrestricted exercise of that right, and it is your duty not only to accord it, but as a community, to see I am protected in it. I trust that I am fully understood, for I mean just that, and nothing else."
— Victoria Woodhull, “And the truth shall make you free,” a speech on the principles of social freedom, 1871
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 6, 2014 at 10:04 am
I'm just gonna say it, I fucking love the professor. I hope he never leaves.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 6, 2014 at 10:32 am
(September 6, 2014 at 10:04 am)Exian Wrote: I'm just gonna say it, I fucking love the professor. I hope he never leaves.

I know .. the way he cares so much for our damned souls. Dodgy
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 6, 2014 at 10:41 am
How the hell do I unsubscribe to this sorry thread?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 6, 2014 at 10:48 am
(September 6, 2014 at 10:41 am)Dawsonite Wrote: How the hell do I unsubscribe to this sorry thread?

user cp > subscribed threads > delete.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 6, 2014 at 10:52 am
(September 6, 2014 at 10:48 am)Chad32 Wrote:
(September 6, 2014 at 10:41 am)Dawsonite Wrote: How the hell do I unsubscribe to this sorry thread?

user cp > subscribed threads > delete.
10,000 appreciations, kind sir.
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