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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
I actually want to see a lamb breaking a seal. Are there any tickets left?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(September 8, 2014 at 3:10 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I actually want to see a lamb breaking a seal. Are there any tickets left?

Lamb torturing a seal?

I'd pay to see that!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 8, 2014 at 3:10 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I actually want to see a lamb breaking a seal. Are there any tickets left?

I think he uses one of his/her horns.

Tickets are going quick though. Available from http://www.beasttickets666.com EXCLUSIVELY.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
It is interesting that the predominant colors of the flags of the Islamic nations surrounding lonely Israel are the colors of the horses of Rev.- white, red. black and a bit of green.

The colors of Israel are white and blue (someone said these are the shades for the Illuminati, ... come to think of it, isn't that the combo of the UN?)
( Professor dons lightweight shiny hat again.)

Sorry guys, in Heaven there is masculine and feminine.
No sex escapades in heaven, then again, there's no sex in hell either.
Does that make choosing heaven any easier?

When Paul was talking about sanctification, it seem he was mainly dealing w/ the status of children.
But if you insist on you take on it- Let's see how it goes.
See ya in the air.

As I have been lovingly warning some of my buddies who seem to fit the profile of the Laodicean church (predominantly lukewarm)- half the church does not go up with the Heavenly Bridegroom.
If your wife fits this shade of Christianity, you will have her company for a while longer.
Good news for you?
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It's YOUR company we want to lose.
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Min, you're gonna make a GREAT believer, a guy like you ultimately wrote all those epistles in the bible. This is just between you and me ( I won't tell the Bros here).
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Jesus Fucking Christ professor I love you! Haha Your shit makes me laugh so hard. Where do you get your information from? Not the biblical stuff, the looney conspiracy stuff. No, you know what, I don't want to know. I don't want to ruin the magic. I like to think you have a crystal ball and a giant boiling pot or something.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
Well I used to smoke pot and I had a ball.
But it was way too expensive (five bucks a bag, when i worked a good job 2 hours for it- kinda tells ya how long ago that was).
Anyway, you are making me feel right at home here.
Don't get Minimalist any angrier at me than he already is, I can't imagine what he is gonna say if he gets wind of it.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 8, 2014 at 4:28 pm)professor Wrote: Min, you're gonna make a GREAT believer, a guy like you ultimately wrote all those epistles in the bible. This is just between you and me ( I won't tell the Bros here).

Min and Paul? Now that's funny! Paul's epistles are, for me, the literary equivalent of anesthesia. Liberal use of "fuck" and railing against Pharicunts would have vastly improved them, IMO.

I'll tell you what, Prof . . . if Min ever reports a Damascus Road-type experience and decides to bat for team Christ, I'll volunteer to be his Luke. Fair enough?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
Crossless1. This I gotta see.
It's a good thing Min isn't listening.
Hey, it took me a year to clean up my language, way back when.
Maybe it'll go faster for Min.
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