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Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
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I feel so sorry for you darling, females not having a prostate gland ( a major male G-spot) aren't having near as much fun as males getting prodded up the fundament. As to prevention, why not ask your dentist to instal dentures down there, pretend to be asleep and when the aliens arrive CHOMP!
The Human Race is insane.
Maybe there's something to those Mormon magic underpants after all!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue 
I've heard aliens want Losty to probe THEM
Solutions:
1) Psychiatrist 2) Multiple security cameras, with heat and motion sensors and a good dog 3) Written request to stop probing, taped over your butt-hole. Include alternative probing recommendations if required. 4) Butt-plug and lubricant. RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
September 15, 2014 at 11:41 am
(This post was last modified: September 15, 2014 at 11:42 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(September 15, 2014 at 8:52 am)Dissily Mordentroge Wrote: As to prevention, why not ask your dentist to instal dentures down there, LOL, anal dentata - the corollary to vagina dentata that services the night sweet needs of a whole different demographic. I have to wonder if there is somebody, somewhere, with this fear.......
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Anal dentata or in the colloquial sense- MOUTHBUTT!!!
I am a mouthbutt fearing man.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue  |
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