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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
Losty Offline
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#7721
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 5:39 pm
Banned for everything
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Lucanus Offline
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#7722
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 5:39 pm
Does that seem like a good reason for a ban?

BANNED!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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The Valkyrie Offline
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#7723
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 5:40 pm (This post was last modified: September 29, 2014 at 5:40 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Banned for being lazy and non specific.

D'oh - beaten to it.

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Losty Offline
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#7724
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 5:42 pm
He banned me for nothing, why can't I ban him for everything!? Banned for being too strict about bans
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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Lucanus Offline
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#7725
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 5:45 pm
Banned because alright, I'll loosen my belt..
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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Losty Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 5:49 pm
Banned because if you're going to loosen your belt, I hope you plan to use it Blush
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Little lunch Offline
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#7727
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 5:52 pm
Banned because he's already using it to hold up his pants.
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Losty Offline
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#7728
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 5:53 pm
Banned for not realizing what I meant when I said using it
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Little lunch Offline
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#7729
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 5:54 pm
Banned because get your own belt if your pants are falling down.
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The Valkyrie Offline
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#7730
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 5:55 pm (This post was last modified: September 29, 2014 at 5:55 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Banned for not realising Losty doesn't wear pants.

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