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That Day will come as a trap on all the world

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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 4:47 pm
You know what Christianity needs?

A symbol of some sort. Something to act as a brand. Something recognizable...
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 4:49 pm
A rainbow cow
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 4:55 pm
(September 30, 2014 at 4:47 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: You know what Christianity needs?

A symbol of some sort. Something to act as a brand. Something recognizable...

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 4:56 pm
Now Beccs, if I had a mouth full of coffee you would owe me a new keyboard.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 5:02 pm
(September 30, 2014 at 4:56 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Now Beccs, if I had a mouth full of coffee you would owe me a new keyboard.

Always happy to be controversial . . .

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 5:02 pm
I personally like that photo of the dog butt that looks like jesus.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 5:03 pm
(September 30, 2014 at 4:36 pm)RobZombi Wrote: Jesus's propitiation covers being a prick.
It also covered Mary's adultery, AND it caused her to cease from her former ways. "Go, and sin no more." I'm pretty sure Jesus' propitiation would be misspent on a Mary that continued being an adulteress.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 5:05 pm
I'd be happy with something about Jesus and his dad that doesn't come out of that book. Something verifiable.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 5:05 pm
(September 30, 2014 at 4:46 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Fucking rapey christians....lol.

I was thinking of that when I posted my reply, but since I was trying to be serious - unusual for me - I decided not to include a quip about it.

Glad someone did.

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 5:21 pm
(September 30, 2014 at 4:46 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: If christ's followers are supposed to warn others, who would they warn? Other followers, who would undoubtedly already know? Or would they warn the people that don't follow jesus, which according to you are against him, and in service of the devil...in which case, why the hell would we care, if we are in service of the devil? Why bother 'warning'?
Our nature is enmity with God. I was once in collusion with the devil, I turned, now I'm in collision. Why would one care to turn? Well, some do, some don't. I turned simply because I believed the claims of the gospel to be true. As a saved Christian, God revealed himself to me through scripture, testimonies of others, through the Holy Spirit, through His Word, and by how He works in my life. One has to come to God in his own heart first, not by head knowledge. Head knowledge can show you truths but you just have to give it all to God by faith. " Without faith it is impossible to please God..." Hebrews 11:6
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