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Ban the loser above you.
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Banned for too many big words per sentence
Banned for paucity of verbs.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
Banned: terse
Banned for using a word I'm not 100% sure I can define.
Banned for not being happy with less :p
Banned because indeed, size does matter
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Banned because of Ken Ham's beard
RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 21, 2014 at 7:05 am
(This post was last modified: October 21, 2014 at 7:05 am by DramaQueen.)
Banned cause he's hot
And very intelligent The whole package
Banned for making multiple posts without banning yourself
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