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RE: It's finally here!
October 28, 2014 at 2:38 pm
(This post was last modified: October 28, 2014 at 2:38 pm by stonedape.)
To everybody that took my opening statement seriously: The hoverboard is the pinnacle of Human Achievement! Fuck space travel. I want to hoverboard to the Pepsi-parlor.
Everybody else should check this out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7quu551ehc0
god is supposed to be imaginary
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RE: It's finally here!
October 28, 2014 at 5:22 pm
Alice clearly suffers from azn fixation.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!