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DemonicLemon and the introduction of self
#11
RE: DemonicLemon and the introduction of self
Hi, DL - nice to have you aboard! Pull up a theist and help yourself to a slice of baby.

And the best thing about that sentence is that my mobile's autocorrect has learned it through sheer repetition.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#12
RE: DemonicLemon and the introduction of self
Thanks for the warm welcome, guys! Now to wonder what niche I fit in this placeBig Grin
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#13
RE: DemonicLemon and the introduction of self
Well, you just have to remember that the babyques are every Wednesday and Friday and the orgies are on Saturdays.

Our acknowledgement and sacrifice of the virgin to the Dark Master occur every Sunday and are pot luck.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#14
RE: DemonicLemon and the introduction of self
I already have a few baby factories in my garage so I think I might be able to bring something to the babyque. I'm kinda a virgin myself so I hope I make it to the orgy before sacrifice day Wink

As Losty and others from TTA know, I can bring something to that orgy table!
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#15
RE: DemonicLemon and the introduction of self
Dude, that handler is awesome
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#16
RE: DemonicLemon and the introduction of self
(October 29, 2014 at 5:36 pm)DemonicLemon Wrote: I already have a few baby factories in my garage so I think I might be able to bring something to the babyque. I'm kinda a virgin myself so I hope I make it to the orgy before sacrifice day Wink

As Losty and others from TTA know, I can bring something to that orgy table!

Do I dare ask . . .?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#17
RE: DemonicLemon and the introduction of self
(October 29, 2014 at 5:43 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(October 29, 2014 at 5:36 pm)DemonicLemon Wrote: I already have a few baby factories in my garage so I think I might be able to bring something to the babyque. I'm kinda a virgin myself so I hope I make it to the orgy before sacrifice day Wink

As Losty and others from TTA know, I can bring something to that orgy table!

Do I dare ask . . .?

If we're talking the orgy stuff (the only serious part of that post)

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#18
RE: DemonicLemon and the introduction of self
Yo.

Don't worry about this.

Quote:Not sure what else to say. Here's hoping I don't make an ass of myself!

We have plenty of theists here who have already got that covered.
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#19
RE: DemonicLemon and the introduction of self
(October 29, 2014 at 5:46 pm)DemonicLemon Wrote:
(October 29, 2014 at 5:43 pm)Beccs Wrote: Do I dare ask . . .?

If we're talking the orgy stuff (the only serious part of that post)


I won't get you banned too soon.

Smile

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#20
RE: DemonicLemon and the introduction of self
Welcome. I too am on TTA, but I only have time for one nuthouse in my life.
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