Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.

[Losty]

err.... wasn't this thread about commenting banned users?

Losty joined the fray...

I didn't do it! I was dead at the time! I was on the moon...with Steve!

[vorlon13]

Any one else ever have that dream where your penis has come off and then you keep forgetting where you've put it?

What? No one then? Never mind, me neither.

King Missile did a song about it:

Detachable Penis

[DramaQueen]

Is there a real person called king missile

[vorlon13]

It is a real musical group. Detachable Penis is their only hit song that I know of. The music video is funny, when it was on TV they blurred out the penis.

[DramaQueen]

Was it a real penis?????????

[vorlon13]

It was a real detachable penis.

[DramaQueen]

[vorlon13]

Detachable Penis lyrics:

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[DramaQueen]

I sit when I urinate (Islam is partly the cause)

[vorlon13]

You can get a blumpkin in that position.