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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 30, 2014 at 1:15 pm
Banned because I know that deep down, forward asses are the apex of your fantasies. God told me so.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 30, 2014 at 1:17 pm
Banned because forward ass is nice but I really prefer big thick juicy German sausages
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 30, 2014 at 1:22 pm
Mmmm... wurstel! And mayonnaise, and ketchup. And fried potatoes.
Banned for inducing high-cholesterol thoughts.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 30, 2014 at 1:25 pm
German sausage with ketchup...that's just sinful.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 30, 2014 at 1:26 pm
Banned because Chorizo is better
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 30, 2014 at 1:37 pm
Banned from the land of Saint Benedict, 'cause the Norcia sausage rules.
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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 30, 2014 at 1:55 pm
Post birthday ban.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 30, 2014 at 2:07 pm
(November 30, 2014 at 2:05 pm)Losty Wrote: (November 30, 2014 at 1:55 pm)Beccs Wrote: Post birthday ban.
You can't say post birthday! It's still your birthday at my house. I haven't even posted your birthday thread yet.
Banned for not being in the AF skype group we already have 15 members 
Woah woah woah, there's an AF Skype group and I don't know that? Banned for that!
inb4 banned for ignorance
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 30, 2014 at 2:11 pm
I just created it today. Add me on Skype and I will add you to it :p
Banned for not already being skype friends with me
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