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I Just Love Shit Like This
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I Just Love Shit Like This
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/man-h...-sorry-ss/

Quote:Man hospitalized after doe he shot with a crossbow ends up kicking his sorry ass

Too bad it wasn't a buck who could have stuck an antler up his ass.
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RE: I Just Love Shit Like This
Hope he doesn't have insurance and a nice bill to go with that.
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RE: I Just Love Shit Like This
(January 5, 2015 at 12:48 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/man-h...-sorry-ss/

Quote:Man hospitalized after doe he shot with a crossbow ends up kicking his sorry ass

Too bad it wasn't a buck who could have stuck an antler up his ass.


Um, Rule 34.


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RE: I Just Love Shit Like This
That's sad. The man is hurt and the deer is likely dead and rotting, if not maimed. People who don't know how to bow hunt should not. Too many animals end up hurt or suffering unnecessarily because people don't know how to handle a bow.
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RE: I Just Love Shit Like This
Deer/vehicle accidents are common in my area. Few years ago I hit one (I had the RoW) and knocked it into the ditch. It was thrashing, apparently seriously injured. I grabbed a piece of steel pipe from my van, and grimly approached the deer to end it's torment.

Despite it's injury, it saw me and apparently recognized my intent, and it wanted no part of that. Turns out a 3 legged deer is WAY faster than I am these days. Called the law enforcement center, and the staffer chuckled at my concern and said the coyotes would make quick work of it and not to worry.

I'd think far more deer in my area are 'winged' by cars than hunters. Coyotes (and the local puma) appreciate our misfortunes as much as the auto body shops.
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RE: I Just Love Shit Like This
(January 5, 2015 at 12:50 pm)abaris Wrote: Hope he doesn't have insurance and a nice bill to go with that.

He would if it was a duck.

That was a little obscure, yet there is method in't.
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RE: I Just Love Shit Like This
(January 5, 2015 at 12:48 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/man-h...-sorry-ss/

Quote:Man hospitalized after doe he shot with a crossbow ends up kicking his sorry ass

Too bad it wasn't a buck who could have stuck an antler up his ass.

Yes, it's hilarious that someone who may have needed to hunt to be able to afford to eat got injured.

ROTFL.
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You're just pissed that he didn't use one of your precious fucking guns.
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RE: I Just Love Shit Like This
(January 5, 2015 at 7:59 pm)Minimalist Wrote: You're just pissed that he didn't use one of your precious fucking guns.

You have really become a humorless old fart.
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Fuck you. I was laughing my ass off when I typed that!
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