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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 7, 2015 at 11:41 pm
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane" - sarcasm_only
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 8, 2015 at 9:46 am
If a man shows a woman his tattoos, and she reciprocates by showing him her breasts... is that what is called "tit for tat"?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 9, 2015 at 8:59 pm
I can't stop laughing at this; the more you look, the funnier it gets:
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 10, 2015 at 1:38 am
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 17, 2015 at 9:54 pm
Well it's something I've dedicated
my life to, that's for sure.
As for this, if anyone can tell me what the ever-lovin' is going on here, I'll gladly have their babies:
There's much weirder stuff in it, apparently. Check out this little nugget:
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 17, 2015 at 10:49 pm
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That reminded me of this:
This isn't quite as funny, but it's still rather strange. Apparently you can customize the pitching style of the players. Deeply customize it.
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