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Rhizomorph13 Offline
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Jesus saves...
August 1, 2010 at 6:44 pm
...one clerk from being robbed...

http://punditkitchen.com/2010/08/01/poli.../#comments

...only to have him go elsewhere to rob someone else.

http://www.setanchor.com/news/2010/jul/3...ing-store/

Though shalt not steal, from good, god fearin' people,
Rhizo
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#2
RE: Jesus saves...
August 1, 2010 at 6:49 pm
Praise Jesus!
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#3
RE: Jesus saves...
August 1, 2010 at 6:52 pm
[Image: SDJesusSaves-XLarge.jpg]
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#4
RE: Jesus saves...
August 1, 2010 at 7:44 pm
I guess if robbers are religious, their beliefs will take the best of them.
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#5
RE: Jesus saves...
August 1, 2010 at 8:34 pm
Quote: if robbers are religious

Then they call them ministers/rabbis/priests/imams/ etc.
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#6
RE: Jesus saves...
August 2, 2010 at 6:09 am
The English football team could have done with him at the World Cup.
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