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Wheeeeeeeeee! HEY EVERYBODY!
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Look at Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (thump)
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/man-j...ute-fails/ Quote:Man jumps off Michigan TV tower and falls to his death after chute fails 
Look Ma, no hands!
What color were his eyes?
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy  
On the bright side-- he got far more attention this way.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould 
What was the last thing that went through his head as he hit the ground? His asshole, of course.
 (January 15, 2015 at 4:22 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Look at Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (thump) Someone should have told him that another guy already pulled the same trick with the Eifel Tower. In 1912. And it's on film. So sorry, no Darwin award. ![[Image: Bumper+Sticker+-+Asheville+-+Praise+Dog3.JPG]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-d-3rfdI7nG0%2FTerwtFyFXoI%2FAAAAAAAACak%2F7kFSmHeVrng%2Fs320%2FBumper%2BSticker%2B-%2BAsheville%2B-%2BPraise%2BDog3.JPG)
(January 15, 2015 at 7:29 pm)abaris Wrote: Someone should have told him that another guy already pulled the same trick with the Eifel Tower. In 1912. And it's on film. So sorry, no Darwin award.If he saw the film before his attempt, I am sure that would have qualified him. "Duh, he didn't do it right. Face first, like this." >splat<
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy 
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"Wendy, I can fly!"
 RE: Wheeeeeeeeee! HEY EVERYBODY!
January 16, 2015 at 5:14 pm
(This post was last modified: January 16, 2015 at 6:10 pm by Brian37.)
Maybe he didn't pray on the way down that god would save him. But then again gravity is only a theory.
I hope I never see anyone die in person, I get scared shitless enough merely when my mom gets the sniffles. |
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