raped by vampires in the French Quarter full story

[mainethinker]

thats clearly jaclyn glenn...

[Cyberman]

i am male... dumb asses... how does a woman "vaginally penetrate a couple of the women"

Strap ons, fingers, toes, tongues, other implements. That's just off the top of my head.

Sounds fun, but I think you're doing it wrong. Let Losty and me show you.

And given your tiny avatar, that appears to be female, what else are we supposed to think before you tell us your gender? You're getting angry at us for a situation of your own making.

And that combined with the first mention of being raped; can we be blamed for jumping to conclusions?

[Esquilax]

thats clearly jaclyn glenn...

Yes, thank you, I'm familiar with Jaclyn Glen. What it also is, though, is the picture you used to represent yourself on the board. So the actual timeline of this is that you picked an avatar that is entirely misrepresentative of who you are, and then blamed everyone else for not picking up on the fact that you're the opposite of the one face you've shown to any of us.

[Cyberman]

My avatar is clearly Fred Phelps. That must be who I really am.

Shell is in for a surprise.

[Cato]

Careful now. If you cause the OP to be butt-hurt you might turn into a vampire.

[Cyberman]

"Turn"?

Yes... yes of course...

[JesusHChrist]

Careful now. If you cause the OP to be butt-hurt you might turn into a vampire.

Will I be able to bite scantily clad women on the neck, and add them to my eternal/infernal collection, to romp with, and love, and cherish, for ever and ever and ever?

And the flying around as a bat part. Me wants that too.

[mainethinker]

:-( now i am sad

[Nope]

Mainthinker, vampires don't exist so of course people are going to be highly skeptical of the rest of your statement. I think you said in another thread that you lost a lot of blood. Did you go to the hospital? I find it hard to believe the cops wouldn't have taken you to the hospital for blood loss even if they doubted your rape story. This is such an unusual story that I think the cops would go public regardless of your feelings just to warn the public know.There are three possibilities for this story

A. You are a troll who has made up a really crazy story

B. You were actually attacked and drugged

C. You have a mental disorder and really do believe you were attacked by vampires

If it is b or c than you shouldn't be posting the story online but should talk to a therapist and not random strangers online. If the answer is A then you are doing a horrible job as a troll because you got called out on your second day here. Next time be more subtle

[mainethinker]

i spent 3 weeks in a hospital.
i was able to describe two of the people one of the men and the woman who cut me and was filming it.
there was 6 of them.

they were never identified, most likely they were under police protection.. they get police on there side by running protection rackets of clubs and bars.