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Ban the loser above you.
RE: Ban the loser above you.
Banned for thinking that is a bad thing.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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Banned because Esquilax already called dibs on the 5 demonstrations when I called for people to form a line so I could prove sucking cock wasn't a bad thing.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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Banned for trying to market a "gatling gun pill dispenser" for people who are both sickly and lazy.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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Banned because I am neither sir. Wait a minute, I didn't think that through.
No, your right, carry on.
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Banned for carrying on a gatling gun pill dispenser, and killing this thread!

* Violet casts revive.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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Banned for bringing things back from the dead. Big Grin

(And Thanks!)

ETA: I wouldn't expect any different from you luv.
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(January 24, 2015 at 1:38 pm)Kitty Galore Wrote: Banned for bringing things back from the dead. Big Grin

(And Thanks!)

Don't you thank the dead for bringing the dead back! This mockery of life is forbidden!

So... you're banned now. HAH. How does it feel?
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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Banned for asking how I feel, when I don't have a clever retort to keep up with your cuteness and wit. Tiger
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(January 24, 2015 at 1:44 pm)Kitty Galore Wrote: Banned for asking how I feel, when I don't have a clever retort to keep up with your cuteness and wit. Tiger

Banned for accidentally reminding me that this song exists. I can't believe your gorgeous gall Heart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syNLBJ_Lq9E

... It helps when you don't know what you're talking about yourself Smile
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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Banned because there's a friend of mine who's identical to Bob Dylan and another friend of mine who's identical to Joan Baez and I SO SHIP THEM but they live in different cities and don't know each other Sad
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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