Depending on my mood, anything from pointing and laughing to "Get the fuck away from me, you fucking kook."
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How do you deal with people who tell you you'll burn in hell?
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I might care if it existed.
I usually invite G-C, or drippy or whatever dumbfuck xtian who said it to go fuck themselves.
I just give them a grin and a *weird* look.
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty. Join me on atheistforums Slack (pester tibs via pm if you need invite) Quote:How do you deal with people who tell you you'll burn in hell? quickly
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
(February 8, 2015 at 11:39 pm)Godschild Wrote: just an accident nothing more, yet their dead and only one had graduated high school. Have no idea if any of them were Christians. Their dead? They owned dead? Sounds like they probably were xtians.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(February 8, 2015 at 11:39 pm)Godschild Wrote:(February 8, 2015 at 10:26 pm)IanHulett Wrote: What happened to your grammar, man? Late night? Usually when someone mentions hell, it's a fear tactic. Either they're trying to scare you, or someone scared them with it enough that they believe in it. The biggest problem with hel;l is that it justifies pretty much anything. You can torture someone into conversion, or kill someone, as long as the people you like don't go to hell. Nothing we can do in this world would be as bad as burning for eternity, so everything goes.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
I say "I'm burning already. Must have caught an STD off of your mother."
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
(February 8, 2015 at 10:51 pm)Beccs Wrote:(February 8, 2015 at 10:49 pm)kookookachoo Wrote: I generally tell them to settle down or they will be there long before I will. Thanks Beccs! You're a saint! I mean, you have saint-like qualities, if saints were to actually exist, etc.
Auntie Kookoo
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Outside of this forum I've never actually heard it.
But if for some reason someone said it to me, I would simply think, yeah, whatever buddy. That's the way I'm dealing with the repeated posts on this board too. In short, I couldn't care less. |
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