Obama and the simulated resurrection

[Chas]

That was terrific Chas, I had to read your input to my wife.

Maybe she would benefit, as well.  

[Aroura]

Yeah Rob, I hated to break it to you, but here is more bad news- you may be too smart even to be a lowly minion.
You aren't a Hollywood writer or performer on the side are you (which may give you a shot in the devil's ranks)?

The entertainment folk routinely give out subliminal and in-your face prophesy from the enemy.

Just as Jesus spoke in parables so His associates would get it, and the general pop. would not-
so the devil gives out his plans via hidden messages and will use anyone available to pass them out.

The "Initiates" (Masons, Elete, Satanists, New Agers, NWO) get it, but the stuff flies past the general pop.
This in itself is a mimicry of what God does.

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Jor, I had a grand failure last September about the Rapture which we had fun with here on AF.
I am not a prophet, I am a watchman in the night.
I tell what I see, and what is coming.
Everything is in place for the Finale.

This stuff is just so fantastic, I almost want to give you a Kudo's for having the nads to believe AND post such crazy bs as this. 

Thanks for the entertaining read.  I needed a good laugh this morning!

[Wyrd of Gawd]

That was terrific Chas, I had to read your input to my wife.

No, Wyrd, neither Lincoln nor JFK, Nor MLK  are coming back like you suggest.  
The Impostor took his last oath of office on the bibles of Lincoln and MLK who were assassinated, as a sublime prophecy of HIMSELF- Obama who will seem to have been assassinated and will SEEM to have overcome it.
Obama is a head of something.
 It is his head that will seem to have a mortal wound- it can be simulated perfectly by computer Graphics Animation.
 He can then come forth after 3 days and claim to be healed.
  A mimic of Jesus Christ.
Can't you grasp it?
CGA makes this look real, just as the speech done last winter was done by CGA and it looked totally real.

Here it is, you tell me why there are missing frames on the Youtube time counter when he appears, and at the end when he turns and walks off the podium, Jonathan Kleck nailed it, and he nailed it as a message to you as much as everyone else-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3BKoyp1FT4

Since you're a prophet if your prophecy doesn't come true you will have to stop posting on internet forums forever.  The clock is ticking. If this post is archived you will be reminded of your failed prophecy.

[professor]

Wrd, maybe you missed my statement a page or so back that I am NOT a prophet.
I said I am a night watchman.
However, I do consider Jonathan a prophet, one of many I listen to.
I agree, the clock is ticking.
Laugh while you can.

[Spooky]

Wrd, maybe you missed my statement a page or so back that I am NOT a prophet.
I said I am a night watchman.
However, I do consider Jonathan a prophet, one of many I listen to.
I agree, the clock is ticking.
Laugh while you can.

Laugh while we can? You're fucking right I'm going to. 

While I doubt it violates any rules here, I find such statements threatening. Shit like that is exactly why I've sworn off your violent imaginary friend.

You know what will truly be funny? In 1000'ish years when belief in "god" is in the DSM.

[dyresand]

Wrd, maybe you missed my statement a page or so back that I am NOT a prophet.
I said I am a night watchman.
However, I do consider Jonathan a prophet, one of many I listen to.
I agree, the clock is ticking.
Laugh while you can.

The world was already supposed to end the bible is wrong the end. 

[Longhorn]

The world's about to end? Well about fucking time!

[Anomalocaris]

prof, what predictions of yours have actually come true in the past?

He would go away and not show his face here  if all his other predictions fail to come true?

Oh, wait.  Not even that one.

[Angrboda]

Jor, I had a grand failure last September about the Rapture which we had fun with here on AF.
I am not a prophet, I am a watchman in the night.
I tell what I see, and what is coming.
Everything is in place for the Finale.

You didn't actually answer the question.

How many correct 'hits' have you had and what are they?

[Esquilax]

Wrd, maybe you missed my statement a page or so back that I am NOT a prophet.
I said I am a night watchman.

Self appointed night watchman. Any watchman employed by someone else who had a track record of chasing innocent people and calling them miscreants one hundred percent of the time would end up fired pretty quickly.

Put simply, if your god exists, your record of complete failure would no doubt embarrass him immensely.