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Obama and the simulated resurrection
#91
RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection
Minions... is that like mini onions? (That's shallot)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#92
RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection
I love conspiracy theories over the weekends, please do continue. Bong
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#93
RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection
I'm a minion? Damn it! I had bigger aspirations.

I'm gonna go break into someone's house and rearrange all their furniture.
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#94
RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection
(April 25, 2015 at 11:26 am)Stimbo Wrote: Minions... is that like mini onions? (That's shallot)

That shallot to swallow.  Big Grin
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#95
RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection





You should listen to this song while reading my response.  Rolleyes

I agree with everything so far, even the shit that doesn't make sense.  Because as they told us in the Army "If you think you understand the problem, you haven't paid enough attention".  We're all just brainwashed minions and the ones who show any sign of sentience are duly thrown to the front lines.  I was only saved by my natural ability to feign being a complete boob.  We not safe and I'm running out of tin foil.

The tips of your shoelaces are called "aglets" and their true purpose is sinister. 
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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#96
RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection
prof, what predictions of yours have actually come true in the past?
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#97
RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection
Yeah Rob, I hated to break it to you, but here is more bad news- you may be too smart even to be a lowly minion.
You aren't a Hollywood writer or performer on the side are you (which may give you a shot in the devil's ranks)?

The entertainment folk routinely give out subliminal and in-your face prophesy from the enemy.

Just as Jesus spoke in parables so His associates would get it, and the general pop. would not-
so the devil gives out his plans via hidden messages and will use anyone available to pass them out.

The "Initiates" (Masons, Elete, Satanists, New Agers, NWO) get it, but the stuff flies past the general pop.
This in itself is a mimicry of what God does.

Jor, I had a grand failure last September about the Rapture which we had fun with here on AF.
I am not a prophet, I am a watchman in the night.
I tell what I see, and what is coming.
Everything is in place for the Finale.
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#98
RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection
(April 16, 2015 at 12:19 pm)professor Wrote: "And one of his heads SEEMED to have a deadly wound, but his death stroke was healed"....... (Rev. 13;3 Amp. Bible).
With CG aided graphics, this is how it can be done:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtYYKE0pz60

And this will be the result:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u3GGC4QDmY

So who is coming back, Abraham Lincoln or JFK?
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#99
RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection
(April 25, 2015 at 2:23 pm)professor Wrote: Yeah Rob, I hated to break it to you, but here is more bad news- you may be too smart even to be a lowly minion.
You aren't a Hollywood writer or performer on the side are you (which may give you a shot in the devil's ranks)?

The entertainment folk routinely give out subliminal and in-your face prophesy from the enemy.

Just as Jesus spoke in parables so His associates would get it, and the general pop. would not-
so the devil gives out his plans via hidden messages and will use anyone available to pass them out.

The "Initiates" (Masons, Elete, Satanists, New Agers, NWO) get it, but the stuff flies past the general pop.
This in itself is a mimicry of what God does.


Jor, I had a grand failure last September about the Rapture which we had fun with here on AF.
I am not a prophet, I am a watchman in the night.
I tell what I see, and what is coming.
Everything is in place for the Finale.

I suspect you would benefit from anti-psychotic medication. Read
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
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RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection
That was terrific Chas, I had to read your input to my wife.

No, Wyrd, neither Lincoln nor JFK, Nor MLK  are coming back like you suggest.  
The Impostor took his last oath of office on the bibles of Lincoln and MLK who were assassinated, as a sublime prophecy of HIMSELF- Obama who will seem to have been assassinated and will SEEM to have overcome it.
Obama is a head of something.
 It is his head that will seem to have a mortal wound- it can be simulated perfectly by computer Graphics Animation.
 He can then come forth after 3 days and claim to be healed.
  A mimic of Jesus Christ.
Can't you grasp it?
CGA makes this look real, just as the speech done last winter was done by CGA and it looked totally real.

Here it is, you tell me why there are missing frames on the Youtube time counter when he appears, and at the end when he turns and walks off the podium, Jonathan Kleck nailed it, and he nailed it as a message to you as much as everyone else-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3BKoyp1FT4
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