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Obama and the simulated resurrection
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Minions... is that like mini onions? (That's shallot)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I love conspiracy theories over the weekends, please do continue.
I'm a minion? Damn it! I had bigger aspirations.
I'm gonna go break into someone's house and rearrange all their furniture.  (April 25, 2015 at 11:26 am)Stimbo Wrote: Minions... is that like mini onions? (That's shallot) That shallot to swallow. 
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.  You should listen to this song while reading my response.  I agree with everything so far, even the shit that doesn't make sense. Because as they told us in the Army "If you think you understand the problem, you haven't paid enough attention". We're all just brainwashed minions and the ones who show any sign of sentience are duly thrown to the front lines. I was only saved by my natural ability to feign being a complete boob. We not safe and I'm running out of tin foil. The tips of your shoelaces are called "aglets" and their true purpose is sinister.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
prof, what predictions of yours have actually come true in the past?
![[Image: extraordinarywoo-sig.jpg?rlkey=x1nmxbwrp...pouidnfvtl]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/scl/fi/a6a72vica8gsyddmkhtxp/extraordinarywoo-sig.jpg?rlkey=x1nmxbwrpk9dzrupouidnfvtl)  RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection
April 25, 2015 at 2:23 pm
(This post was last modified: April 25, 2015 at 2:30 pm by professor.)
Yeah Rob, I hated to break it to you, but here is more bad news- you may be too smart even to be a lowly minion.
You aren't a Hollywood writer or performer on the side are you (which may give you a shot in the devil's ranks)? The entertainment folk routinely give out subliminal and in-your face prophesy from the enemy. Just as Jesus spoke in parables so His associates would get it, and the general pop. would not- so the devil gives out his plans via hidden messages and will use anyone available to pass them out. The "Initiates" (Masons, Elete, Satanists, New Agers, NWO) get it, but the stuff flies past the general pop. This in itself is a mimicry of what God does. Jor, I had a grand failure last September about the Rapture which we had fun with here on AF. I am not a prophet, I am a watchman in the night. I tell what I see, and what is coming. Everything is in place for the Finale.  (April 25, 2015 at 2:23 pm)professor Wrote: Yeah Rob, I hated to break it to you, but here is more bad news- you may be too smart even to be a lowly minion. I suspect you would benefit from anti-psychotic medication. 
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
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