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Random Question Thread
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Random Question Thread
Ask a random question. The next person answers it and asks another random question.

Question 1.
If God is omnipresent, does this mean he is in the toilet water when I am dropping a deuce?
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#2
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He is in the water and in the poo, too. He's in the Santorum I crapped out last Sunday morning and He was right in there when it was being made.


Why doesn't Andrew Zimern like walnuts ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#3
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They killed his family

what's Shamalamadingdong's aka M Night Schmuck's worst fear?
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#4
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Bellybuttons. Deep bellybuttons.

Why do giraffes fight like this?
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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#5
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Because those are female giraffes.

Why are estate agents so useless?
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If your job description and skill set can be readily emulated by a website, but you still rake in heaps of money, odds are you are parasitic scum.

Why are plants green?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#7
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Chlorophyll

What was it about Georgy Porgy's kisses that made all the girls cry? 
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#8
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His onion breath

Where is Horton?
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#9
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Eastern Ontario.

Why can't Ralph Nader get any respect?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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He's a nag and a scold

why do all the grapes in the grocery stores suck these days? We had good grapes when I was a kid !!
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