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Converting to Atheism?
RE: Converting to Atheism?
(May 30, 2015 at 5:00 pm)I_am_not_mafia Wrote:
(May 30, 2015 at 1:36 pm)BrimmingIntellectual Wrote: Yes, I like the fire within you. You're a fighter and you accept that just fine. To be compelled enough to warrant a response of this length -- this is what it means to be an Atheist. Thanks for the tips.

To be honest I was trying to be funny but I don't think I managed it Sad

No no, perhaps I'm not accustomed to normal Atheist humor just yet, it's strange, but hopefully I learn to enjoy it myself. 
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
(May 30, 2015 at 4:58 pm)BrimmingIntellectual Wrote:
(May 30, 2015 at 4:54 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Again, no opinions on rock crushing...

I say he's a witch! Does he float?

This is a place for intellectual discussion. I don't have time to play your silly games. Sorry. :C

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RE: Converting to Atheism?
So what happened here? I'm going to be out and busy for the weekend so I need to know. Did you (brimstone) expect to get hammered and now don't know what to do? Or what? I doubt if we can let you become an atheist this year. We might be looking for more recruits next year.
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
(May 30, 2015 at 5:18 pm)whateverist Wrote: So what happened here?  I'm going to be out and busy for the weekend so I need to know.  Did you (brimstone) expect to get hammered and now don't know what to do?  Or what?  I doubt if we can let you become an atheist this year.  We might be looking for more recruits next year.

Reminds me of the LGB society at a university I went to. They got into trouble once by scrawling everywhere in coloured chalk "We don't convert, we recruit."

Maybe we should have "We don't convert, we just don't believe"
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
Shit, we atheists are a restrict group like the illuminatti. We will take your application into consideration.
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
(May 30, 2015 at 5:25 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Shit, we atheists are a restrict group like the illuminatti. We will take your application into consideration.

We should aim for something along the lines of FIFA.  Those wishing admittance should definitely grease the palms of the committee liberally to ensure a favorable result.
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
(May 30, 2015 at 5:25 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Shit, we atheists are a restrict group like the illuminatti. We will take your application into consideration.

But not before he admits the obvious superiority of vertical rock crushing equipment!
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
(May 30, 2015 at 4:55 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Another post, still no answer

I'm startin to think this here fella might be a horizontal rock crusher fanboy....

We should hear his side before we make such grave accusations against him.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Converting to Atheism?
(May 30, 2015 at 6:10 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(May 30, 2015 at 4:55 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Another post, still no answer

I'm startin to think this here fella might be a horizontal rock crusher fanboy....

We should hear his side before we levy such grave charges against him.

He refuses to take a stance and that silence is self-incriminating
What will it be OP? Are you or are you not a horizontal heretic?
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
(May 30, 2015 at 4:55 pm)Neimenovic Wrote:
(May 30, 2015 at 4:54 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I say he's a witch! Does he float?

That's not a good indicative, he could just be a well-dressed balloon

Or a duck.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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