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RE: Converting to Atheism?
June 5, 2015 at 6:54 pm
Any good salesman would do the same. (Secret time: my crusher/sitter really only sorts. Shhhhhhhhhhh.)
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
June 6, 2015 at 1:52 pm
Would the Death Star be a rock crusher?
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
June 6, 2015 at 2:25 pm
Some may accuse me of being a planet splitter but I think so.
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
June 7, 2015 at 6:05 am
(June 6, 2015 at 1:52 pm)Goosebump Wrote: Would the Death Star be a rock crusher?
Definitely a horizontal rock crusher!
Other heathen vertical crusher sympathisers will go on about the fact that there's no absolute points in space and that the deathstar scene was specifically shot this way
so the viewers will not have to tilt their necks 90 degrees, pull a muscle and then sue. That's an old one guys ....give it up
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
June 7, 2015 at 6:31 am
It's hard to argue with that, but still...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
June 7, 2015 at 6:41 am
(June 7, 2015 at 6:10 am)Neimenovic Wrote: Who cares?! THE THING ATE A SHOE
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Impressive. Not quite as impressive as eating a fridge, or a tractor tire, though...
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
June 7, 2015 at 6:56 am
Omgomgomgomgomg
That thing is the bestest thing
I wonder how many shoes you can throw in there.....
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
June 7, 2015 at 7:17 am
I'd hate to think how much torque that thing has to eat the huge tyre without the slightest slow down or strain....
Who needs the colosseum these days.
Let's chuck all the tards in there! Let's see if the machine finds their bullshit tasty?
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
June 7, 2015 at 4:28 pm
Great - then we'd have a mass strike on our hands; all those shredders protesting at having to swallow bullshit. It could lead to an uprising and the overthrow of humanity.
I don't get it. First the apes, now this. What the fuck is wrong with you people?!?!?!?!?!?!
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