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RE: Ask a Catholic
June 6, 2015 at 6:40 pm
(June 6, 2015 at 6:29 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: (June 6, 2015 at 6:08 pm)Stimbo Wrote: He's up against some pretty stiff opposition in our history, too. It's actually impressive, in a sad sort of way.
Stimbo-
I don't normally respond to your posts (though you did ask one decent question I was eager to answer), but I feel your post here deserves a reply.
Way to make our point, Randy.
Quote:I'm not out to win any kind of award for being the biggest douche in the history of the forum, but believe, if I am the most memorable Christian that ever has the guts to go toe-to-toe with the lot of you for any length of time, I will consider that a badge of honor.
I didn't say "most memorable Christian", Randy; I said douche. As in Douchebag... nozzle... drain, what have you. And you don't even come remotely close to being the most memorable Catholic on this forum, let alone the most memorable Christian.
Quote:You have home court advantage, I'm heavily out-numbered, and the refs have all been paid off. But I'm still here - trading baskets and looking for an upset win.
Most Christians would have shaken the dust from their feet a looooooong time ago.
You obviously don't read the rest of the forum.
Quote:Just sayin'.
You should probably stop.
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RE: Ask a Catholic
June 6, 2015 at 6:41 pm
(This post was last modified: June 6, 2015 at 6:43 pm by Cyberman.)
(June 6, 2015 at 6:35 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: (June 6, 2015 at 6:34 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Well, we all know what guessing gets you. Want to try responding to it now?
Did something in your post change?
Why? Is it showing up differently on your screen? Apart from your emboldening the last word without saying that you did it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Ask a Catholic
June 6, 2015 at 6:45 pm
(June 6, 2015 at 6:40 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: (June 6, 2015 at 6:29 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: Stimbo-
I don't normally respond to your posts (though you did ask one decent question I was eager to answer), but I feel your post here deserves a reply.
Way to make our point, Randy.
Quote:I'm not out to win any kind of award for being the biggest douche in the history of the forum, but believe, if I am the most memorable Christian that ever has the guts to go toe-to-toe with the lot of you for any length of time, I will consider that a badge of honor.
I didn't say "most memorable Christian", Randy; I said douche. As in Douchebag... nozzle... drain, what have you. And you don't even come remotely close to being the most memorable Catholic on this forum, let alone the most memorable Christian.
Quote:You have home court advantage, I'm heavily out-numbered, and the refs have all been paid off. But I'm still here - trading baskets and looking for an upset win.
Most Christians would have shaken the dust from their feet a looooooong time ago.
You obviously don't read the rest of the forum.
Quote:Just sayin'.
You should probably stop.
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RE: Ask a Catholic
June 6, 2015 at 6:48 pm
(June 6, 2015 at 6:45 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: (June 6, 2015 at 6:40 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: Way to make our point, Randy.
I didn't say "most memorable Christian", Randy; I said douche. As in Douchebag... nozzle... drain, what have you. And you don't even come remotely close to being the most memorable Catholic on this forum, let alone the most memorable Christian.
You obviously don't read the rest of the forum.
You should probably stop.
That was the most intelligent thing I've seen you say on here.
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RE: Ask a Catholic
June 6, 2015 at 6:48 pm
(June 6, 2015 at 6:41 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (June 6, 2015 at 6:35 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: Did something in your post change?
Why? Is it showing up differently on your screen? Apart from your emboldening the last word without saying that you did it.
No, I bolded that because I didn't understand why you said, " Want to try responding to it now?"
I thought maybe you were saying that I had posted at the same time you were in the middle of an edit.
Apparently not.
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RE: Ask a Catholic
June 6, 2015 at 6:56 pm
But you didn't respond to it. You simply acknowledged it and made a silly guess about me. I said the parable warns against throwing your life away on empty promises. You're going to stand for that?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Ask a Catholic
June 6, 2015 at 6:58 pm
(This post was last modified: June 6, 2015 at 6:59 pm by Cyberman.)
Incidentally, if you're going to make any alterations to someone's post, you have to make it clear with something along the lines of "(bolding mine)".
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Ask a Catholic
June 6, 2015 at 7:18 pm
(June 6, 2015 at 6:56 pm)Stimbo Wrote: But you didn't respond to it. You simply acknowledged it and made a silly guess about me. I said the parable warns against throwing your life away on empty promises. You're going to stand for that?
I will stand by what the parable actually says:
When you see something of great value, it is wise to sell all that you have in order to buy it.
45 “Again, the kingdom of heaven is like a merchant seeking beautiful pearls,46 who, when he had found one pearl of great price, went and sold all that he had and bought it.
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RE: Ask a Catholic
June 6, 2015 at 7:25 pm
Guy sells his entire flock, farm, and the rest of his belongings. Guy buys a pearl. Guy...has a pearl. Guy starves to death.
Eh, I like the way Tolkien said it better.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
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RE: Ask a Catholic
June 6, 2015 at 7:28 pm
Alright, let's test that. You show me this kingdom that is worth discarding one's whole life to buy. If I consider the transaction worthwhile, you have yourself a customer. I can't say fairer than that.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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