Naked Tourists Blamed for Earthquake in Malasia

[Salacious B. Crumb]

So, their god punished the innocent people of the city, and not the people disrespecting the sacred grounds?

Makes sense.

That god and Yaweh probably get along great.

[rexbeccarox]

A friend of mine struck out a few months ago to be a SCUBA instructor in Singapore... I wonder how he's doing. He's the type who can't be bothered to put on pants when someone rings his doorbell.

[Longhorn]

forget the climate change.....going commando is the REAL cause of spontaneous natural disasters!!

[Anomalocaris]

if my dong is so formidable that unsheathing it can cause earthquakes, I ought to let it lose more often.

A friend of mine struck out a few months ago to be a SCUBA instructor in Singapore... I wonder how he's doing.  He's the type who can't be bothered to put on pants when someone rings his doorbell.

Singapore will whip your ass for this, literally, but not for offending any superstition.   Authority there are just anal about having lots of rules and making sure you are too scared to ever violate any of them.

[Minimalist]

So, their god punished the innocent people of the city, and not the people disrespecting the sacred grounds?

Makes sense.

That god and Yaweh probably get along great.

I sense "mysterious ways" being trotted out yet again.

[JuliaL]

Sounds like a pretty easy experiment to replicate.
Just avoid prosecution and don't do it in the presence of witnesses.
Boobquake

[Jenny A]

Apparently god has very bad aim. Five tourist offend him and everyone else suffers.

[Minimalist]

I wouldn't mind attaching the sensors to the seismographs!

[Minimalist]

Apparently god has very bad aim.  Five tourist offend him and everyone else suffers.

Once there was a man who went to play golf with his priest.

He was on the third hole and only 3 feet away from the hole. He putted his shot and missed. “God Damn it!” the man yelled. The priest replied that it was a sin to say God’s name in vain. The man saw that his priest was correct and apologized.
Later he was on the 15th hole and only 2 feet away, when he missed the shot and yelled “God damn it!” The priest replied that it was a sin to speak of God in vain. The man realized his mistake and that his father was right and apologized.
Later after that he was on the 18th hole and if he made a 6 inch put he would win the entire game. He of course missed and as before yelled “God damn it, I missed!” The priest was disturbed as times before and angrily shook his head as he was about to speak.
Just as the priest was correcting the man and said, “It is a….” A huge bolt of lightning came down from the skies and struck the priest dead on the spot. Then came a huge rumbling voice that shuck the ground as it said, “God damn it, I missed!”

[Cato]

I sense "mysterious ways" being trotted out yet again.

Does this come before or after being admonished for mocking religion?