Best of all possible worlds offense

[Longhorn]

Neimenovic

It has to do with the rest of the world and everything else because everything is good or bad energy, or positive and negative energy. We all have stored energy that can be good or bad. If we were to all do righteously in everything we do and every conscious thought we have who is to say that positive energy will not lead to something greater than we can imagine in terms of society, nature, advancement of real understanding. Who knows what we as one entity with the rest of the Universe could achieve?

I think you need a physics textbook and also some de-crazying juice

[Bob Kelso]

Fuck me, reminds me of that yogi dope with the clown avatar who spewed word salad on a daily basis. Can't remember his name for the life of me, but his brand of crazy is about the same.

[Longhorn]

Riketto? Goes by Little Rik these days

[Bob Kelso]

That was it.

Thank you, that was going to bother the shit out of me.

[rexbeccarox]

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FatAndFaithless

Given that the typo in the last equation is a typo how does it not make sense? Is this your only argument?

If some psycho is walking down a gravel road oblivious to everything around him and he opens his left hand and notices that he has 3 marbles in it, and then opens his right hand and finds that he has 5 marbles in that hand is it safe to assume that he has at least 8 marbles on his person? Positive+ Positive= Positive.

If while contemplating this wonder due to his lack of memory he trips in a dip in said gravel road and due to slow reflexes he only opens his left hand to break his fall spilling the contents of his left hand on the road and breaking his ankle in the process do we, or he know that he has 5 marbles in his hand? Is that less than 8 marbles? Positive+ >negative= Positive

If this poor crazy bastard got up, marbles in hand, and started hobblin his ass on down that hard path again and a dead tree limb snaps at precisely the wrong moment striking his already haunched form squarely across his lower neck and upper back sending a mixed signal to his brain due to the sheer gravity of the limb and precise placement causing complete temporary motor control failure and in turn causing him to finally relinquish his remaining marbles and succumb to gravity once more himself can we  somewhat safely say that this gentleman no longer has any marbles in his hands?
Positive+
=negative
= nothing

Poor bastard.

So found marbles in the first hand. A pleasant surprise. He figured it was a good thing. No harm from finding them in his left hand surely. He finds more marbles in the right hand. More positive. He falls loosing some but retaining the others. Still positive. He is literally struck down loosing the rest of his marbles from coincidence. He figures no biggie I was surprised that they were in my hand anyway.
Positive+ =negative = nothing.

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Hows that for nonsensical?

Yep. That's pretty good for nonsensical. Good job.

[Tonus]

Jesus Christ in the traditional sense has nothing to do with it. Hell in a traditional sense has nothing to do with it.
Of course Jesus Christ dying for everyone's sins forever would be completely counterproductive to our well being. Being sorry isn't the base. The base is the acceptance of a higher power than yourself. And acting as if life makes a fuck to you personally.

I'm not sure how to parse that last sentence. How does life make a fuck to me? That seems a bit... too cozy. If Kat Dennings "makes a fuck to me personally" then I'm alright with that. She can make a whole lot of fucks to me. Life... not too sure about that.

[Tonus]

And before anyone says how cruel it is if it does exist just know that evil and chaos are needed for some sort of balance.

Does this mean that god is equal parts good and evil in order to provide that balance? Or that there is an evil god who is the equal of the good one? And that either of those is true out of NECESSITY?

[popsthebuilder]

True from necessity. Do not think the Lord is inherently evil though.

[Cyberman]

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FatAndFaithless

Given that the typo in the last equation is a typo how does it not make sense? Is this your only argument?

If some psycho is walking down a gravel road oblivious to everything around him and he opens his left hand and notices that he has 3 marbles in it, and then opens his right hand and finds that he has 5 marbles in that hand is it safe to assume that he has at least 8 marbles on his person? Positive+ Positive= Positive.

If while contemplating this wonder due to his lack of memory he trips in a dip in said gravel road and due to slow reflexes he only opens his left hand to break his fall spilling the contents of his left hand on the road and breaking his ankle in the process do we, or he know that he has 5 marbles in his hand? Is that less than 8 marbles? Positive+ >negative= Positive

If this poor crazy bastard got up, marbles in hand, and started hobblin his ass on down that hard path again and a dead tree limb snaps at precisely the wrong moment striking his already haunched form squarely across his lower neck and upper back sending a mixed signal to his brain due to the sheer gravity of the limb and precise placement causing complete temporary motor control failure and in turn causing him to finally relinquish his remaining marbles and succumb to gravity once more himself can we somewhat safely say that this gentleman no longer has any marbles in his hands?
Positive+
=negative
= nothing

Poor bastard.

So found marbles in the first hand. A pleasant surprise. He figured it was a good thing. No harm from finding them in his left hand surely. He finds more marbles in the right hand. More positive. He falls loosing some but retaining the others. Still positive. He is literally struck down loosing the rest of his marbles from coincidence. He figures no biggie I was surprised that they were in my hand anyway.
Positive+ =negative = nothing.

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Hows that for nonsensical?

It's a work of art.

[Cyberman]

Cute. You'll love this shit.
I own a business. I am the only employee.

You know something? I am really, really not surprised.

I'm a carpenter. A damn good one at that. Not usually prideful but I do take a lot of pride in my work.

Pride, eh? The deadliest of the seven sins. Save me a seat in hell, won't you?