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Proof that Google is God
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#51
RE: Proof that Google is God
October 14, 2010 at 4:50 pm
The Great Google has been busy.

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE69D5N720101014


Quote:Google Inc beat Wall Street's profit and revenue expectations for the third quarter despite rising expenses, sending its shares up about 6 percent in after hours trading.


Fucking jesus never beat the street.
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#52
RE: Proof that Google is God
October 15, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Another miracle!

http://apnews.excite.com/article/2010101...BD680.html


Quote:Dow falls, but Google pushes Nasdaq higher
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#53
RE: Proof that Google is God
October 16, 2010 at 11:56 am
Praise Google. Yahoo! and Bing just don't have proof to be the true God. Wink
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 16, 2010 at 12:11 pm (This post was last modified: October 16, 2010 at 12:13 pm by Anomalocaris.)
No, but I bet the supernatural qualities of those others will be remembered and they end up being demons in google theology, like Beelzebub.
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#55
RE: Proof that Google is God
October 19, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Again the Great Google works a miracle.

http://zwingliusredivivus.wordpress.com/...aboration/

Quote:Israel Antiquities Authority, Partner with Google R&D Center in Israel -
To Make Dead Sea Scrolls Available On-line




( More than fucking jesus ever did!)


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