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Proof god is a quack!
#1
Proof god is a quack!
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#2
RE: Proof god is a quack!
I saw a tomato shaped duck.....

A rather flat one - on the freeway.....


It looked just like a smashed tomato.....


With feathers.
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#3
RE: Proof god is a quack!
What also floats in water?

A duck!
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#4
RE: Proof god is a quack!
At work.

Valkyrie turned me into a newt.

:unsure:

I got betta'.
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#5
RE: Proof god is a quack!
(November 4, 2020 at 4:42 am)Peebo-Thuhlu Wrote: At work.

Valkyrie turned me into a newt.

:unsure:

I got betta'.

I'll turn you into a stain...

Wink
Dying to live, living to die.
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#6
RE: Proof god is a quack!
If a duck-shaped tomato proves that God is a quack, Edmund Blackadder's aunt and uncle prove that God is a dick.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#7
RE: Proof god is a quack!
(November 3, 2020 at 6:50 pm)Angrboda Wrote: What also floats in water?

A duck!

Wrong! Very small stones  Hmph
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#8
RE: Proof god is a quack!
Stop cursing at God, He loves you and died so you wouldnt be punished for this abuse, you are throwing at Him. If you choose to accept Him of course.
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#9
RE: Proof god is a quack!
No thanks.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Proof god is a quack!
(November 17, 2020 at 1:51 pm)Prycejosh1987 Wrote: Stop cursing at God, He loves you and died so you wouldnt be punished for this abuse, you are throwing at Him. If you choose to accept Him of course.

I can't "accept" the Christian God any more than you can "accept" Zeus, Thor, Mithras, Aphrodite, Ganesh, Shiva, etc etc etc etc etc
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