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Sum up your last sexual encounter
#91
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
Ahh the heck with it. Let's just start listing porn titles:

Good Will Humping
Doing Miss Daisy
When Harry Did Sally
Little Orphan Anal
Sorest Rump
Schindler's Fist
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#92
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
Lord of the G-strings Big Grin
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#93
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
Not Lord of the Flies?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#94
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
This thread is awesome, missluckie Big Grin

Premonition

The Whole Nine Yards

Scream
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked

"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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#95
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter



Heroes Of The East

Walking With Dinosaurs

Killer Klowns From Outer Space

Transformers

I Saw The Devil

Last Train Home

A Better Tomorrow


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#96
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
A Midsummer Nights Dream Smile
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#97
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
Free Willy!
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#98
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
"Hero"
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#99
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
Star trek
- The undiscovered country
- First contact
- Into darkness
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
I actually read this thread last night before going to a girls house, I asked her after we had sex what film would our sex be, she didn't answer correctly though because she said game of thrones which isn't technically a film.
When I asked her why she said it's because it's about people having sex with people who they shouldn't be having sex with.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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