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RE: Creation/evolution3
January 19, 2015 at 4:59 pm
Suppose god created us in his image in reality we are all flawed. The most obvious being we eat and drink and breath and talk through the same hole.
So by that stretch of the imagination god himself is not all perfect either.
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RE: Creation/evolution3
January 19, 2015 at 7:10 pm
(January 19, 2015 at 4:59 pm)dyresand Wrote: Suppose god created us in his image in reality we are all flawed. The most obvious being we eat and drink and breath and talk through the same hole.
So by that stretch of the imagination god himself is not all perfect either. I guess it would be nice to be able to eat and talk at the same time without getting food bits all over everybody else at your table. 
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RE: Creation/evolution3
January 19, 2015 at 7:12 pm
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Speak for yourself, that's 99% of what makes a deep fried turkey drumstick and a pitcher of beer fun right thur!
(the other 1% being the subsequent fisticuffs)
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RE: Creation/evolution3
January 19, 2015 at 7:16 pm
"alcohol, tobacco, and firearms - who's bringin' the chips?"
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RE: Creation/evolution3
January 19, 2015 at 7:39 pm
(January 19, 2015 at 7:10 pm)watchamadoodle Wrote: (January 19, 2015 at 4:59 pm)dyresand Wrote: Suppose god created us in his image in reality we are all flawed. The most obvious being we eat and drink and breath and talk through the same hole.
So by that stretch of the imagination god himself is not all perfect either. I guess it would be nice to be able to eat and talk at the same time without getting food bits all over everybody else at your table.
No its more of by this flaw we have a higher percentage of chocking on things we eat. Food the most deadly thing out there and should be eaten carefully.
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RE: Creation/evolution3
January 19, 2015 at 7:44 pm
I'm avoiding the stuff completely from now on. I hear you, bacon, plotting behind my back.
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RE: Creation/evolution3
January 19, 2015 at 7:51 pm
(January 19, 2015 at 7:44 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'm avoiding the stuff completely from now on. I hear you, bacon, plotting behind my back.
Its only really dangerous in you inhale air and breath or talk while eating. You can still enjoy your bacon. I had bacon on some pizza and i still have some slices left.
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RE: Creation/evolution3
January 19, 2015 at 7:52 pm
That's just what they want you to think.
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RE: Creation/evolution3
January 19, 2015 at 7:53 pm
(January 19, 2015 at 7:44 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'm avoiding the stuff completely from now on. I hear you, bacon, plotting behind my back.
That's why I gave it up years ago, now I only consume plants, as our Plant God comands. She saved my life.
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RE: Creation/evolution3
January 19, 2015 at 7:59 pm
(January 19, 2015 at 7:53 pm)Roxy904 Wrote: (January 19, 2015 at 7:44 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'm avoiding the stuff completely from now on. I hear you, bacon, plotting behind my back.
That's why I gave it up years ago, now I only consume plants, as our Plant God comands. She saved my life.
You see plants can be assholes too like.. potatoes and tomatoes they have very poisonous leaves and stems if digested... well..... also raw almonds illegal to sell raw as well you eat them they have cyanide in raw almonds and that's not pretty.
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