Banned for eating with your mouth open
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Ban the loser above you.
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Banned for voyerism
Banned for pulling things out of your avatar.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 7:35 am
(This post was last modified: September 29, 2014 at 7:35 am by fr0d0.)
Banned for staring at my gorgeous booty
Banned because my anaconda don't want none
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." (September 29, 2014 at 7:50 am)oukoida Wrote: Banned because my anaconda don't want none Banned because you called your tadpole a anaconda
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.
Banned for bringing up the word "anaconda," now all I can think of is that dreadful nicki minaj vid.
Banned for planting that seed in everyone head now.
Banned for trusting Gollum.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 9:28 am
(This post was last modified: September 29, 2014 at 9:29 am by DramaQueen.)
Banned cause he's cute
How can distrust such cuteness |
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