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RE: Ban the loser above you.
March 3, 2015 at 7:38 am
Banned because Lego lassatives make you shit bricks
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
March 3, 2015 at 7:39 am
Banned for making me burst out laughing
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
March 3, 2015 at 9:57 am
Banned for excessive laughter and too much banning without me.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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March 3, 2015 at 10:14 am
Banned because now that you're here there will be even more laughter and banning
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
March 3, 2015 at 10:40 am
banned because my coffee is cold.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
March 3, 2015 at 10:42 am
Banned because you're sick and you shouldn't drink coffee in the first place
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March 3, 2015 at 10:47 am
Banned because I've been alternating between water and chicken broth
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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March 3, 2015 at 10:49 am
Banned for reminding me I barely drank any liquids today
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
March 3, 2015 at 10:52 am
Drink lots of fluid. Mostly water. It's no good to get dehydrated when you're already sick
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
March 3, 2015 at 10:53 am
Banned for being right and not banning
