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Conservatives are more attractive
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RE: Conservatives are more attractive
January 27, 2018 at 4:05 pm
Samantha Bee or someone referred to the "leggy but terrifying" women of Fox, and some old ladies seem attracted to O'Reilly and others of the loud, rage-aholic variety. That about sums up conservative sex appeal as far as I've seen.
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RE: Conservatives are more attractive
January 27, 2018 at 4:10 pm
Do conservatives drive fancier cars, too?
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RE: Conservatives are more attractive
January 27, 2018 at 4:12 pm (This post was last modified: January 27, 2018 at 4:16 pm by GodisintheTV.)
Only if they're Job Creators.
Maybe I let the liberals off too easy. It is true that in their universe, any hetero sex will probably now be banned for at least a generation.
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RE: Conservatives are more attractive
January 27, 2018 at 4:28 pm
I'm told they also have more girth. Case in point:


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#75
RE: Conservatives are more attractive
January 27, 2018 at 4:35 pm
(January 27, 2018 at 4:10 pm)Mermaid Wrote: Do conservatives drive fancier cars, too?

Not necessarily, but they make any car look better just by driving it.
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RE: Conservatives are more attractive
January 27, 2018 at 9:52 pm
Who cares ?
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RE: Conservatives are more attractive
January 28, 2018 at 6:25 am
(January 27, 2018 at 4:35 pm)alpha male Wrote:
(January 27, 2018 at 4:10 pm)Mermaid Wrote: Do conservatives drive fancier cars, too?

Not necessarily, but they make any car look better just by driving it away.

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RE: Conservatives are more attractive
January 28, 2018 at 6:45 am (This post was last modified: January 28, 2018 at 6:46 am by Brian37.)
(January 27, 2018 at 4:12 pm)GodisintheTV Wrote: Only if they're Job Creators.
Maybe I let the liberals off too easy. It is true that in their universe, any hetero sex will probably now be banned for at least a generation.

Only a fool thinks that liberals think that.
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#79
RE: Conservatives are more attractive
January 28, 2018 at 12:54 pm
(January 24, 2018 at 6:05 pm)Industrial Lad Wrote: How did they determine attractiveness? Facial symmetry and measurements? Or did they just ask people who is the more attractive?

Republicans use three standards, 1) How much you hate black people, 2) How little you give to charity (real Republicans use charity exclusively as a means to defraud the state of tax money) and 3) How much you hate democracy.

Hence why in Republican minds, Trump is better looking than Adonis (not this Adonis, this one*).

* PS Ole' Dirty Digger's the Page 3 decides to illustrate an article about how an artist is in love with a three foot statue of Adonis, by using Michelangelo's David.
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RE: Conservatives are more attractive
January 28, 2018 at 5:18 pm
(January 28, 2018 at 12:54 pm)Wololo Wrote:
(January 24, 2018 at 6:05 pm)Industrial Lad Wrote: How did they determine attractiveness? Facial symmetry and measurements? Or did they just ask people who is the more attractive?

Republicans use three standards, 1) How much you hate black people, 2) How little you give to charity (real Republicans use charity exclusively as a means to defraud the state of tax money) and 3) How much you hate democracy.

Hence why in Republican minds, Trump is better looking than Adonis (not this Adonis, this one*).

* PS Ole' Dirty Digger's the Page 3 decides to illustrate an article about how an artist is in love with a three foot statue of Adonis, by using Michelangelo's David.

LOL! But I don't think all Republicans are bad people. I think a lot of the voters are just very misguided. But when I think about how apparently a lot of them are against DACA I start to kind of agree with your post and other stereotypes.

But it wouldn't be consistent for me to criticize Republicans for their lack of nuance for me to then show no nuance as to how I view them. 

I'm sure I don't want the often toxic policies of the GOP to prevail, however.
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