Putting it in my mouth

[brewer]

Just pulled apple turnovers out. Not guaranteed edible, me and baking is a 50/50 shot.

Edit: Wife says two many apples.

So, you're saying you want your wife whacked?

How about starting with muted.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Just pulled apple turnovers out. Not guaranteed edible, me and baking is a 50/50 shot.

Edit: Wife says two many apples.

I once made pear fritters, and herself told me that there weren’t enough pears in them. So, considerate hubby that I am, I made the next batch by dipping whole pears - unpeeled, uncored - in batter and deep frying them. She had the nerve to tell me I was being childish.

Boru

[brewer]

I suppose removing my wife's tongue might kill two birds.

[arewethereyet]

Vanilla ice cream and caramel syrup.

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

Just pulled apple turnovers out. Not guaranteed edible, me and baking is a 50/50 shot.

Edit: Wife says two many apples.

I once made pear fritters, and herself told me that there weren’t enough pears in them. So, considerate hubby that I am, I made the next batch by dipping whole pears - unpeeled, uncored - in batter and deep frying them. She had the nerve to tell me I was being childish.

Boru

Cheek.

You should have told her to get out of your fort. 


How can you ruin apple turnovers?

Me? Oh I began learning to cook when I was 12  

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I once made pear fritters, and herself told me that there weren’t enough pears in them. So, considerate hubby that I am, I made the next batch by dipping whole pears - unpeeled, uncored - in batter and deep frying them. She had the nerve to tell me I was being childish.

Boru

Cheek.

You should have told her to get out of your fort. 


How can you ruin apple turnovers?

Me? Oh I began learning to cook when I was 12  

It was a great source of pride to my mum that no one grew up in her house without learning how to cook.

Boru

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

Cheek.

You should have told her to get out of your fort. 


How can you ruin apple turnovers?

Me? Oh I began learning to cook when I was 12  

It was a great source of pride to my mum that no one grew up in her house without learning how to cook.

Boru

Your mum sounds like my nana. It was her view that anyone who was a good housekeeper was mentally unwell. She was a great cook.
 A wonderfully eccentric old darling. Only met her twice, she came out from Canada. Think  of Carol Chaning except better looking and smarter. I think I might like your mum.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

It was a great source of pride to my mum that no one grew up in her house without learning how to cook.

Boru

Your mum sounds like my nana. It was her view that anyone who was a good housekeeper was mentally unwell. She was a great cook.
 A wonderfully eccentric old darling. Only met her twice, she came out from Canada. Think  of Carol Chaning except better looking and smarter. I think I might like your mum.

Wouldn’t surprise me - nearly everyone liked my mum. 

Boru

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

Your mum sounds like my nana. It was her view that anyone who was a good housekeeper was mentally unwell. She was a great cook.
 A wonderfully eccentric old darling. Only met her twice, she came out from Canada. Think  of Carol Chaning except better looking and smarter. I think I might like your mum.

Wouldn’t surprise me - nearly everyone liked my mum. 

Boru

 Same with my mum.

At her funeral, a whole bunch of people she'd helped came out of the woodwork. None of the family had any idea.

[arewethereyet]

Had a craving for some popcorn...so I made a batch with popcorn salt and butter. Yummy!