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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 5, 2021 at 5:39 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 5, 2021 at 7:56 am
I bet it was a real flop! Hehe
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 5, 2021 at 8:21 am
(February 5, 2021 at 3:32 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Today I was talking to myself, which isn't an unusual thing, but today it became heated.

It turned into a real yelling match and, eventually, I got so angry I stopped talking to myself.

In fact, I just found a note from me telling me I'm going to spend a few days staying with my mother.

Bitch!

I'm of two minds if I find this funny or not.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 5, 2021 at 8:24 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 5, 2021 at 1:27 pm
There are more than one gays to thin the fat.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 5, 2021 at 1:54 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 5, 2021 at 8:17 pm
So my cat came home...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 5, 2021 at 8:46 pm
(February 5, 2021 at 8:17 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: So my cat came home...

[Image: Eta-E2zz-XEAEadn-T.jpg}]

Does it glow in the dark, now? Are there shiny sprinkle in its shit?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 5, 2021 at 8:49 pm
(February 5, 2021 at 8:46 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(February 5, 2021 at 8:17 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: So my cat came home...

[Image: Eta-E2zz-XEAEadn-T.jpg}]

Does it glow in the dark, now? Are there shiny sprinkle in its shit?

No.

But he does fly, now.
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#3230
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 5, 2021 at 9:31 pm
For Boru...

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