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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 15, 2021 at 6:39 pm
Bad taste


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 15, 2021 at 7:07 pm (This post was last modified: February 15, 2021 at 7:18 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(February 15, 2021 at 5:29 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(February 15, 2021 at 2:48 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: Why does Beccs' come to mind Dunno

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If that was me there would have been an axe.


Ah.  So the caption would have read "I axed you for a cat!"


(February 15, 2021 at 4:09 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:



Boru

Not enough car crashes.

(February 15, 2021 at 6:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Bad taste




Yup.

But fucking hilarious nonetheless.


A man jogging on the beach notices an attractive woman in a wheelchair, quietly sobbing.

He stops and asks her, "Why are you crying?"
She replies, "Because I've never been kissed!"

The man leans down and kisses her passionately, but surprisingly, she doesn't stop crying.

He asks her again, "What's wrong?"
She replies, looking longingly into his eyes, "I've never made love!"

His chest swelling with manly pride, he picks her up and carries her into the surf, dropping her into chest-high water.
As the retreating breaker pulls her out to sea, he shouts after her "NOW YOU'RE FUCKED!"
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 16, 2021 at 3:59 pm
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If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 16, 2021 at 9:30 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 17, 2021 at 1:19 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 17, 2021 at 4:51 am
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 17, 2021 at 4:59 am (This post was last modified: February 17, 2021 at 4:59 am by ignoramus.)
I know parents are proud of their kids and want to show them off but would you drop the kids off at this pool Dunno

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 17, 2021 at 5:07 am
OK. It's a clear glass toilet next to a glass door. Just outside the door, out of our view, has got to be the creepiest ticket booth ever.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 17, 2021 at 5:20 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 17, 2021 at 5:29 am
I hate that that made me smile. I'm a terrible person.

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