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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 9, 2022 at 2:14 am
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Our hospital systems Australia wide are approaching critical levels due to covid.
But our government has found an easy way to reduce those long wait queues at the testing clinics and take pressure off our health staff.
This test also negates the need for a rapid antigen test kit.
Since you lose smell and taste as a symptom of being infected, now the govt has asked everybody who thinks they may be infected to perform this very simple test at home.
"You just stick one finger in your mouth and one up your bum. Then simply swap fingers and if you can't taste or smell any difference, then please stay home and isolate for 7 days."
Genius! Why didn't I think of it!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 9, 2022 at 10:09 am
(January 9, 2022 at 2:14 am)ignoramus Wrote: Our hospital systems Australia wide are approaching critical levels due to covid.
But our government has found an easy way to reduce those long wait queues at the testing clinics and take pressure off our health staff.
This test also negates the need for a rapid antigen test kit.
Since you lose smell and taste as a symptom of being infected, now the govt has asked everybody who thinks they may be infected to perform this very simple test at home.
"You just stick one finger in your mouth and one up your bum. Then simply swap fingers and if you can't taste or smell any difference, then please stay home and isolate for 7 days."
Genius! Why didn't I think of it!
My slightly hypochondriac wife sniffs the dogs mouth as a test. I'm not kidding.
I've offered my butt but I think she fears the inevitable progression.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 10, 2022 at 5:13 am
I've never worked in a laboratory, but this all makes perfect sense to me:
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January 11, 2022 at 4:52 am
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January 11, 2022 at 12:50 pm
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 11, 2022 at 12:51 pm
(January 11, 2022 at 4:52 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: ![[Image: FIh089-GXw-AMGYAt.jpg]](https://i.ibb.co/ZVF1wG7/FIh089-GXw-AMGYAt.jpg)
Only on a very low heat. Would burn the fabric otherwise.
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January 12, 2022 at 5:02 am
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January 12, 2022 at 6:18 am
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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January 12, 2022 at 3:57 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 12, 2022 at 7:48 pm
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Fuck. We’ll NEVER get to the zombie apocalypse if this shit keeps happening.
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