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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 26, 2022 at 7:00 pm
(January 26, 2022 at 6:22 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: (January 26, 2022 at 11:50 am)brewer Wrote: The 96 thru me off a bit, trying to read too much into it.
Why do you think she has a bloody nose?
She's probably been dipping into the nose candy to stay that skinny.
They don't do that in OZ. I'm going with box jelly sting.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 26, 2022 at 7:14 pm
(January 26, 2022 at 11:50 am)brewer Wrote: (January 26, 2022 at 6:05 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
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The 96 thru me off a bit, trying to read too much into it.
Why do you think she has a bloody nose?
Perhaps they did it vice-versa?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 26, 2022 at 7:59 pm
(January 26, 2022 at 7:14 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: (January 26, 2022 at 11:50 am)brewer Wrote: The 96 thru me off a bit, trying to read too much into it.
Why do you think she has a bloody nose?
Perhaps they did it vice-versa?
Makes sense, since it’s ‘the land down under’.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 28, 2022 at 4:08 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 28, 2022 at 2:00 pm
(January 28, 2022 at 4:08 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
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Of course, this assumes that you have no concept of your location, and the bear initially used stealth to sneak up on you in order to rip your eyes out when you weren't looking.
Other than that...tweak away!!!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 28, 2022 at 9:25 pm
Beast: You shall live in this castle for the rest of your life?
Beauty: Like, rent-free, right?
Beast: Well, yes, but that’s not…
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 29, 2022 at 3:31 am
Remember, guys.
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It's called squatter's rights.
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January 29, 2022 at 8:03 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 30, 2022 at 5:18 am
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