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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 19, 2022 at 3:24 pm
(June 19, 2022 at 2:03 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: It's father's day

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Hehe She's even providing a tool so some of her teeth can be removed! Looks like chalk on the car, btw.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 20, 2022 at 12:36 am (This post was last modified: June 20, 2022 at 4:23 am by The Valkyrie.)
The sequel we all want to see.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 20, 2022 at 2:11 am
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Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 20, 2022 at 2:18 am
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Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 20, 2022 at 2:40 am
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 20, 2022 at 3:40 am
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 20, 2022 at 1:30 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 21, 2022 at 8:21 pm
(June 20, 2022 at 1:30 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Tans.jpg]


In that last one, "plumber" is easier to spell.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 21, 2022 at 8:35 pm
(June 21, 2022 at 8:21 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(June 20, 2022 at 1:30 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Tans.jpg]


In that last one, "plumber" is easier to spell.

Yeah, they just don't tend to get as much sun.
  
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 22, 2022 at 7:07 am
(June 21, 2022 at 8:21 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(June 20, 2022 at 1:30 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Tans.jpg]


In that last one, "plumber" is easier to spell.

No that's definitely a builder's crack showing.
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