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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 1, 2023 at 3:27 pm
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April 2, 2023 at 12:49 am
Anyone knows where this is?

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 2, 2023 at 1:23 am
(April 2, 2023 at 12:49 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Anyone knows where this is?

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None of the guys can find it...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 2, 2023 at 2:37 pm
She finally came clean

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 2, 2023 at 5:57 pm
(April 2, 2023 at 12:49 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Anyone knows where this is?

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 3, 2023 at 1:47 am
I can't post the video, but apparently Lady Gaga was walking onto the set of her film when a woman in the roped-off session shouted, "You're going to hell!:

She stopped, walked back to her, grabbed her and gave her a huge kiss on the mouth then said, "You're coming with me!"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 3, 2023 at 4:30 am
(April 3, 2023 at 1:47 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I can't post the video, but apparently Lady Gaga was walking onto the set of her film when a woman in the roped-off session shouted, "You're going to hell!:

She stopped, walked back to her, grabbed her and gave her a huge kiss on the mouth then said, "You're coming with me!"

That's badassery at its finest. When someone tells me I'm going to hell, I generally just say something like, 'I'll save you a seat by the fire.'

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 3, 2023 at 5:58 am
(April 3, 2023 at 1:47 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I can't post the video, but apparently Lady Gaga was walking onto the set of her film when a woman in the roped-off session shouted, "You're going to hell!:

She stopped, walked back to her, grabbed her and gave her a huge kiss on the mouth then said, "You're coming with me!"

I saw that - epic response by Gaga.  Didn't even hesitate.
  
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 3, 2023 at 6:04 am
(April 3, 2023 at 5:58 am)arewethereyet Wrote:
(April 3, 2023 at 1:47 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I can't post the video, but apparently Lady Gaga was walking onto the set of her film when a woman in the roped-off session shouted, "You're going to hell!:

She stopped, walked back to her, grabbed her and gave her a huge kiss on the mouth then said, "You're coming with me!"

I saw that - epic response by Gaga.  Didn't even hesitate.

It was actually a scene from the film, not a real-life response by Lady Gaga.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 3, 2023 at 6:10 am
^Okay, still a great clip.
  
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