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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 12, 2023 at 5:12 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 12, 2023 at 6:00 pm
(December 12, 2023 at 2:34 pm)GUBU Wrote:
(December 11, 2023 at 2:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: GA7-Ihfg-WAAECC-V.png]

The funny bit is the Babylon Bee thinking it can do funny.
Yup the BB is where humor goes to die
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Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 12, 2023 at 6:13 pm
(December 12, 2023 at 5:12 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: GA2-SYj0-WQAA3m-HS-jpeg.jpg]

I don't need a cabinet.  When something pisses me off, I have total recall.  Husband is not thrilled about that.
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 12, 2023 at 7:43 pm
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Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 12, 2023 at 11:10 pm
It's the 666 page

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 13, 2023 at 4:03 am
They need to upgrade to a Hellcat!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 13, 2023 at 7:44 am
(December 7, 2023 at 11:21 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 406770718_10231618005413578_681793678990...e=65760164]

Boru

Ha! 
 
Watched Monty python on my flight back from Jamaica and this mystery for me was answered.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 13, 2023 at 7:01 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 14, 2023 at 1:06 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 14, 2023 at 3:02 pm
(December 12, 2023 at 5:12 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: GA2-SYj0-WQAA3m-HS-jpeg.jpg]

Wow. All this time I thought Smuggy Bear was a dude.
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