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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 18, 2013 at 2:24 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 19, 2013 at 1:42 pm
And it would also appear that many of those accidents are caused by people being in a hurry and trying to get around traffic, following too closely, and not slowing down.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 20, 2013 at 11:00 pm
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 21, 2013 at 12:32 pm
Q: What are Super Mario's overalls made out of?
A: DENIM DENIM DENIM