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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 28, 2014 at 2:11 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 28, 2014 at 5:49 pm
No idea why I find this so funny, but it was on my FB wall:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 28, 2014 at 11:22 pm
...And now it's on mine.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 29, 2014 at 1:22 am
I feel the need,the need for speed!...And scientolgy.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 29, 2014 at 4:40 pm (This post was last modified: April 29, 2014 at 4:41 pm by SteelCurtain.)
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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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April 29, 2014 at 8:33 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 29, 2014 at 8:45 pm
Especially ironic, considering that Pooh never wore anything at all below the waist. Somehow he'd seem less naked if he didn't have that red shirt drawing attention to just how naked he is.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 30, 2014 at 7:35 pm





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Re: RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 2, 2014 at 7:41 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 2, 2014 at 4:55 pm
It's too much boobies.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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