Ha, huh because.... Science says so!

[Iroscato]

It only has to be half right on a couple of things, after severe interpretation, and that's good enough apparently for a divinely inspired book.

Once again, the bar is so low you could stumble over it in your sleep.

Yet a not-insignificant number of christians fail to reach even that high and disregard evolution entirely as either the work of Satan or God testing our faith, which apparently changes depending on their mood...