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The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse says...the end is nigh!
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The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse says...the end is nigh!
Okay, so I was browsing some weird / funny Youtube videos and found this:






Thinking it was hilarious, I clicked on his channel and decided to see what else he's uploaded. The results are....interesting, to say the least. 














I mean...Jesus. I still can't believe this guy is serious. And a lot of the comments on his videos are people who sincerely believe him.
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RE: The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse says...the end is nigh!
ROFLOL
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RE: The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse says...the end is nigh!
That's why I can't get with the Illuminati. What's the point of setting in motion diabolical plans to enslave a Hell-bound humanity, upset the divine order of things, and thwart God's will in a power grab if you're going to leave clues as to your intentions in iPad commercials that any crackpot with a Bible can decipher?

Subtlety, people!

I'll bet they also try to assassinate their enemies in needlessly involved, time-consuming ways after they have left the room so the victim can escape unnoticed, kill some uniformed stooges, and destroy the entire volcano fortress before making his escape in a speed boat. It's just amateur hour on the Dark Side.

Sincerely,
The Third Guy in the Buffet Line
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RE: The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse says...the end is nigh!
Having talked to some people who believe in the Illuminati, they believe that clues are left behind in various forms of media intentionally because the Illuminati are arrogant and enjoy flaunting their power/control before the masses because they're so indoctrinated they won't pick up on it. Or something to that effect.

Idiotic all the way around.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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RE: The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse says...the end is nigh!
(January 13, 2016 at 11:32 am)KevinM1 Wrote: Having talked to some people who believe in the Illuminati, they believe that clues are left behind in various forms of media intentionally because the Illuminati are arrogant and enjoy flaunting their power/control before the masses because they're so indoctrinated they won't pick up on it.  Or something to that effect.

Idiotic all the way around.

Yep, that's how conspiracies are: when someone picks up on a sign that something sinister is happening, it's because that person is smarter or more observant than the rest of the sheeple, not because that person is paranoid.

Conspiracy theories really feed the ego.
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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RE: The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse says...the end is nigh!
(January 13, 2016 at 11:43 am)TheRealJoeFish Wrote:
(January 13, 2016 at 11:32 am)KevinM1 Wrote: Having talked to some people who believe in the Illuminati, they believe that clues are left behind in various forms of media intentionally because the Illuminati are arrogant and enjoy flaunting their power/control before the masses because they're so indoctrinated they won't pick up on it.  Or something to that effect.

Idiotic all the way around.

Yep, that's how conspiracies are: when someone picks up on a sign that something sinister is happening, it's because that person is smarter or more observant than the rest of the sheeple, not because that person is paranoid.

Conspiracy theories really feed the ego.

No doubt. The conspiracy nuts seldom pause to wonder how it is that they have cracked the case and exposed these vast nefarious powers for what they are, yet they are somehow free to carry on with their everyday lives, make nutty Youtube videos, etc. rather than 'disappear' as would certainly happen if their delusions were real.

Yeah, smart and observant.  Rolleyes
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RE: The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse says...the end is nigh!
That's the guy that sees dicks everywhere. There's one video of him complaining about dicks at the Denver airport, but I can't find it.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse says...the end is nigh!
(January 12, 2016 at 6:18 pm)Aegon Wrote: Okay, so I was browsing some weird / funny Youtube videos and found this:






Thinking it was hilarious, I clicked on his channel and decided to see what else he's uploaded. The results are....interesting, to say the least. 














I mean...Jesus. I still can't believe this guy is serious. And a lot of the comments on his videos are people who sincerely believe him.

What this fool doesn't realise is that the Illuminati wouldn't put clues on iPad commercials, too many people would spot them. Instead what we do is sneak into his bedroom the night after finalising them, and write them down on a single strand of his neckbeard hair.

Poor fool wouldn't wake up if a hurricane hit him, plus he snores, a lot.
The great appear great because we are on our knees. Let us rise!
Big James
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RE: The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse says...the end is nigh!
Oooh, co-prophet of the end times.
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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RE: The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse says...the end is nigh!
So... the Freemasons/Illuminati aren't working to establish the New World Order?

If so that is most reassuring!
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