Ha, huh because.... Science says so!

[Drich]

Here are some other things in the 'because Science says so' set of cool stuff:

All that sodding has negitivly effected the common sense part of your brain.

-The human race is not descended from a single Middle Eastern couple.

The bible does not say this either. It says one couple introduced Children with a soul into the sea/cities of existing humanity.

-There has never been a global flood.

how do you know? because you were taught to look for indicators that something like a tsunami would leave behind? where water is pushing soil and debris from one area to another? You do understand that model is not consistant with how a GLOBAL FLOOD will work do you not? If the whole globe floods at once 'flood debris' would remain in place.

-Biological evolution is real.  Like, really real.

so?
The bible makes no claims against it.

-The Universe is billions of years old, the Earth likewise.

so, the bible makes no claims against it.

-Photosynthesizing plants don't function without sunlight.

are you sitting down?
here is not only evidence that say otherwise but a link to a page that represents a WHOLE INDUSTRY that says other wise.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydroponics And if you look further you will note some plants grow better under the lamps than in direct sunlight... almost as if these plants we adapted to work in sunlight but perfered the light of Someone Else.

-Not all plants are fit to eat.

Soo.. you think that in a GARDEN Planted by God, one could not eat everything... Well that was true, in that their was forbidden fruit.

-Bats are not birds.

so?

-Venomous snake bites require antivenom, not statues.

God healed those people not a 'statues.'

-Figs do not cure boils.

if figs could cure boils wouldn't it stand to reason the bacteria that created a fig cured boil then would become extinct over this much time?

-Ostriches are actually very good parents.

it depends on the situation. Ostriches in captivity/farm just lay their eggs anywhere and don't care for them very well/they get trampled.

Too many more to list.  It seems that the Bible, contrary to the claim too often made, is a stunningly bad guide to science.

Boru

maybe you should list them because the ones you did list failed pretty hard