How do we know the biblical flood story couldn't happen as written?
Because the boat would fill with poop.
Because the animals would kill each other.
Because the animals wouldn't all fit.
Because the animals (and humans, actually) wouldn't have enough genetic diversity to speciate.
Because the herbivores would have no food.
Because every time the carnivores ate an animal, that animal would go extinct.
Because the mixture of salt and fresh water would kill all aquatic life.
Unless your Gaud just fixed all that with magic, but the text sure doesn't say that. It's almost like the people writing this didn't know this stuff...hmmm...
Because the boat would fill with poop.
Because the animals would kill each other.
Because the animals wouldn't all fit.
Because the animals (and humans, actually) wouldn't have enough genetic diversity to speciate.
Because the herbivores would have no food.
Because every time the carnivores ate an animal, that animal would go extinct.
Because the mixture of salt and fresh water would kill all aquatic life.
Unless your Gaud just fixed all that with magic, but the text sure doesn't say that. It's almost like the people writing this didn't know this stuff...hmmm...
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)
Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)
Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
