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Ha, huh because.... Science says so!
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July 29, 2015 at 4:16 pm (This post was last modified: July 29, 2015 at 4:18 pm by Iroscato.)
(July 29, 2015 at 3:24 pm)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: How do we know the biblical flood story couldn't happen as written?

Because the boat would fill with poop.

Yeah, but God.

Quote:Because the animals would kill each other.

God again.

Quote:Because the animals wouldn't all fit.

God would fix that, duh.

Quote:Because the animals (and humans, actually) wouldn't have enough genetic diversity to speciate.

God would find a way around, obviously.

Quote:Because the herbivores would have no food.

God,

Quote:Because every time the carnivores ate an animal, that animal would go extinct.

God,

Quote:Because the mixture of salt and fresh water would kill all aquatic life.

And God again.

Quote:Unless your Gaud just fixed all that with magic, but the text sure doesn't say that. It's almost like the people writing this didn't know this stuff...hmmm...

See, now you're getting it!
God > Every argument.
God > All logical processes.
God > Any need for critical thinking.
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Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Drich - July 23, 2015 at 10:17 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by CapnAwesome - July 23, 2015 at 10:21 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Drich - July 23, 2015 at 10:34 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Drich - July 23, 2015 at 10:47 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Drich - July 24, 2015 at 5:29 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by abaris - July 24, 2015 at 6:16 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Mr.wizard - July 24, 2015 at 6:54 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Drich - July 24, 2015 at 7:17 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Chas - July 24, 2015 at 10:18 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Drich - July 24, 2015 at 5:52 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Chas - July 24, 2015 at 10:05 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Drich - July 25, 2015 at 12:11 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Esquilax - July 25, 2015 at 12:15 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Drich - July 25, 2015 at 12:26 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Esquilax - July 25, 2015 at 2:27 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Cato - July 26, 2015 at 12:41 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Drich - July 28, 2015 at 10:22 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Esquilax - July 28, 2015 at 11:12 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Longhorn - July 29, 2015 at 3:53 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Drich - July 30, 2015 at 10:07 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Esquilax - July 30, 2015 at 11:57 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Brakeman - July 25, 2015 at 7:14 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Rayaan - July 23, 2015 at 10:31 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Minimalist - July 23, 2015 at 10:32 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Drich - July 23, 2015 at 10:36 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Minimalist - July 23, 2015 at 10:40 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Drich - July 23, 2015 at 10:53 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Drich - July 23, 2015 at 10:48 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Drich - July 23, 2015 at 11:04 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Cato - July 24, 2015 at 12:07 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Drich - July 24, 2015 at 6:40 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Iroscato - July 24, 2015 at 6:44 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Drich - July 24, 2015 at 7:18 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Iroscato - July 24, 2015 at 7:28 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Brian37 - July 24, 2015 at 9:11 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by abaris - July 24, 2015 at 10:15 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Spooky - July 23, 2015 at 10:38 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Drich - July 23, 2015 at 10:52 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Drich - July 23, 2015 at 11:08 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Minimalist - July 23, 2015 at 11:03 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by ignoramus - July 24, 2015 at 3:35 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by KevinM1 - July 24, 2015 at 12:19 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Bob Kelso - July 24, 2015 at 2:46 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Aoi Magi - July 24, 2015 at 4:09 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by robvalue - July 24, 2015 at 4:41 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Brian37 - July 24, 2015 at 8:03 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by dyresand - July 24, 2015 at 9:32 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by robvalue - July 24, 2015 at 10:22 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Mudhammam - July 24, 2015 at 6:32 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Drich - July 25, 2015 at 12:15 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Silver - July 24, 2015 at 7:07 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Drich - July 25, 2015 at 12:22 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Whateverist - July 25, 2015 at 12:26 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Jackalope - July 25, 2015 at 8:43 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by dyresand - July 26, 2015 at 12:13 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Esquilax - July 28, 2015 at 3:58 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Longhorn - July 28, 2015 at 4:36 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Drich - July 28, 2015 at 5:01 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Drich - July 29, 2015 at 12:40 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Esquilax - July 29, 2015 at 10:03 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by robvalue - July 29, 2015 at 3:29 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Drich - July 29, 2015 at 1:04 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Chas - July 29, 2015 at 4:15 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by robvalue - July 29, 2015 at 4:46 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Iroscato - July 29, 2015 at 9:38 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by dyresand - July 29, 2015 at 4:00 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Iroscato - July 29, 2015 at 4:16 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Iroscato - July 29, 2015 at 5:12 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by robvalue - July 30, 2015 at 2:13 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Alex K - July 30, 2015 at 8:15 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by drfuzzy - July 30, 2015 at 4:24 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Iroscato - July 30, 2015 at 4:38 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Brakeman - August 3, 2015 at 7:07 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Jenny A - July 30, 2015 at 5:09 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Jenny A - July 30, 2015 at 5:24 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Longhorn - July 30, 2015 at 5:37 pm
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by Mystical - July 31, 2015 at 11:11 am
RE: Ha, huh because.... Science says so! - by robvalue - August 3, 2015 at 9:09 am

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