Ha, huh because.... Science says so!

[Mister Agenda]

The same dust that Adam and Eve were created from? Of course this is just a clarification of earlier reports suggesting God brought an animal circus to town tempting Adam with a helpmeet before Adam told God to fuck off and only then did the Almighty create a woman from a rib. You must realize that the dust story doesn't clarify shit.

The story in Genesis reports that the snake talks. Where in this fossil does the 'snake' have a larynx? So much for science proving your fantasy. Other apes have proven a 500 word vocabulary through signs; however, they can't be vocalized because of the throat position of the larynx. Other apes have them, but can't speak; snakes don't have them.

Alas, the fossil being paraded proves evolution and not the Bible. Amusing though; talking snake fucks over another.

In the movie shriek a donkey and ginger bread man speak... So when did animated characters develop a larynx?
-or are you just unfamiliar with the concept of a voice over?

If we can voice to animated pictures well enough to create an illusion that generates hundreds of millions of dollars, how then does it become unthinkable when a more advanced being does it to us?

If it was a voice over, the serpent was just a prop and didn't deserve any punishment, let alone its descendants. It's a just so story, like 'how the chipmunk got its stripes' or 'why elephant's have such long noses'. This on is 'why snakes have no legs'.